But now I’m back and ready.

So ask away, everyone.

*repeats this message*

….!! Mister Johnson, we have our culprit.

….!! Mister Johnson, we have our culprit.

askcavejohnsonceo:

askglados-mom:

Cave Johnson is a God amongst man. If science was a religion, which I would like to remind you it is, he would be the man you worship in this religion.

…I mean, he’s a great man and I have a lot of respect for him.

Damned straight you do.

I am pretty fantastic.

Also, congratulations on the combustible lemons. They work like a charm.
(Sorry if I made him look…derp-ish. *goes to hide from the turrents*) 

Cave Johnson is a God amongst man. If science was a religion, which I would like to remind you it is, he would be the man you worship in this religion.

…I mean, he’s a great man and I have a lot of respect for him.

I’m not too fond of them but for some reason they like me.

freakinbluscout:

Yeah, yeah, a’ight…

Good luck. You’ll need it~

freakinbluscout:

askglados-mom:

freakinbluscout:

askglados-mom:

It’s strange. The earliest human memory I have is of Test Subject 008’s birth. I know he has siblings before and after him, but I don’t remember their birth sequence.

I don’t even remember their names… like that matters.

…

What’s the matter, Blu? Are the chambers too hard for you?

No, I didn’t say noffin’, Ma…

Good. Process to the next chamber. After you complete it, we will have a party for you with lots of BONK.

freakinbluscout:

askglados-mom:

It’s strange. The earliest human memory I have is of Test Subject 008’s birth. I know he has siblings before and after him, but I don’t remember their birth sequence.

I don’t even remember their names… like that matters.

…

What’s the matter, Blu? Are the chambers too hard for you?